I’m no “doctor” but aren’t children supposed to move or be awake ever? How come baby Trig never moves? The reason for my pondering is that my super-cute Australian Cattle Dog returned from her dental cleaning today all drugged and groggy, and I thought to myself “Oh jees, Ju Ju Bee looks kind of like Trig.” She was soooo cute and cuddly that I made my wife promise that we wait ’til her ovaries are shriveled and full of genetic anomalies before we have a baby. We will name the munchkin-monster “Onometry”.
I’m not opposed to the baby being drugged. I think its a great example of innovative ideas being put into practice. Wailing baby syndrome is a serious issue in this country and really should be the focus of more NIH funding investment and Pharmaceutical Marketing. In fact, I think I’ve seen more crying babies than obese ones, and you know how concerned we are about the obese ones!
P.S. For the record, I’m not a Palin hater. I think she is quite well composed and just as capable of running the country into the ground as the rest of these clowns. What I’m not a fan of is shear disgusting political move/sociological experiment/sell-out/warped Disney movie that she represents. It’s quite clear why she was chosen to be JM’s running mate, and it wasn’t because she was the governer of the closest state to Russia. It was just another way of manipulating the American lemmings away from the issues that really affect their lives. And you can’t tell me after watching the democratic primaries that being a woman would not be an issue!