Archive for September, 2008

Jesus Christ.

Watch this.

And this.
God help the US! They may soon have to import their leaders from foreign countries who at least have a formal education.  The next Sarah Palin isn’t even going to be able to speak english.

Wow. My very first “Christian Only” sale!

I must say, I’ve never seen something like this before. I actually took a picture of it.  My local Take One Video was having a “Christian Only” sale.

Maybe its because I grew up in a ‘liberal’ half of the continent, but it seems to me that this may be slightly discriminatory.

The 13 year old working the desk was quite uncomfortable when I asked him if they would extend their offer to people who did not share the same faith.  I backed off realizing that the poor man has probably never seen a person with such dark hair as I before.

Well, I hope they contact me when its white-people only day.

Anyway, I hope you don’t interpret this as an anti-religious post.  I just feel it may exclude people unnecessarily.

Is the Palin Baby Being Drugged?

I’m no “doctor” but aren’t children supposed to move or be awake ever? How come baby Trig never moves?  The reason for my pondering is that my super-cute Australian Cattle Dog returned from her dental cleaning today all drugged and groggy, and I thought to myself “Oh jees, Ju Ju Bee looks kind of like Trig.” She was soooo cute and cuddly that I made my wife promise that we wait ’til her ovaries are shriveled and full of genetic anomalies before we have a baby.  We will name the munchkin-monster “Onometry”.

I’m not opposed to the baby being drugged.  I think its a great example of innovative ideas being put into practice.  Wailing baby syndrome is a serious issue in this country and really should be the focus of more NIH funding investment and Pharmaceutical Marketing.  In fact, I think I’ve seen more crying babies than obese ones, and you know how concerned we are about the obese ones!

P.S. For the record, I’m not a Palin hater.  I think she is quite well composed and just as capable of running the country into the ground as the rest of these clowns.  What I’m not a fan of is shear disgusting political move/sociological experiment/sell-out/warped Disney movie that she represents.  It’s quite clear why she was chosen to be JM’s running mate, and it wasn’t because she was the governer of the closest state to Russia. It was just another way of manipulating the American lemmings away from the issues that really affect their lives. And you can’t tell me after watching the democratic primaries that being a woman would not be an issue!

What do Canadians think of Sarah Palin?

I was  wondering to myself what Canadians thought of the new American Wolf in Sheep’s Clothes since those Canucks are slightly more resilient to political tripe than their southern neighbors.

Check the comments on this globe and mail article and I think it will give you a good idea.  Though keep in mind that the comments are a bit biased because most people don’t even understand the G&M vocabulary.

P.S. She is still hot!  and its got to more than shear coincidence that her kids share the same names as my wife’s nicknames for my wang.  Speaking of which . . . off to polish Piper and trim the Track, put some bark on the old Willow if you know what I’m saying. . . sorry…. that was immature.